Too Funnies

My cousin sent this to me (whaz-up Lanie), and I just have to share it. It sounds so much like one of my Dad’s great stories. Turn up your speakers and enjoy.

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Okay, now, if you scare easily, close your eyes. Here’s just a really fun project that’s a straight-up copy from the Stampin’ Up! Idea Book and Catalog (page 27). I get so absorbed in looking at the new stamp sets, I forget sometimes that the catalog is also a great source for inspiration.

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This is the Batty or You stamp set with three circle punches and the scallop punch. The test tube bottles are from a Martha Stewart craft kit from Michaels. One of those fun and oh-so-easy projects.

Okay, so you won’t go to bed with nightmares, here’s another funny, this one from a fellow nurse/co-worker.

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife: "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there – dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said "Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, ‘Listen, I’m a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check . . . If he can cash it, then he can spend it."

Whaa haa haa . . . too funnies!

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Sweet Comments

  1. Love it! great joke and cute, er.. i mean SCARY projects!

  2. you are just too funny!

  3. Hey Linda great stamping!

  4. I love these little tubes! I may have to steal that idea! :)

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