Water Logged

Water logged? Get it? This is my blog log about my water bottles. I crack myself up sometimes. Watch out – I’m on a roll.

Q: Why did the blond stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?
A: Because it said concentrate.

So, what do you get when you cross the Tart & Tangy stamp set with a water bottle? This:

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The incredible genius that is Nancy Riley posted these on her website iStamp. Here’s the recipe:

Stamps: Tart & Tangy
Paper:
Summer Picnic Designer paper, Old Olive, Bashful Blue, and Whisper White

Ink: Pumpkin Pie
Embellishments: Gold Brads
Tools: Scallop Circle Punch, 1 1/4" and 1 3/8" Circle Punches
Supplies: Stampin’ Dimensionals

I found the Crystal Light packets at my HEB grocery store in packets of ten. Nancy added this note of instructions: "The water Bottle tag measures 2" x 7 3/4", and scored at 2" and 6". Coordinating designer paper is wrapped around the water bottle to cover up the brand label." You may want to extend the length of your tag depending on the size of your water bottle.

What did the little chick say when its mother laid an orange? "Look at the Orange Marmalade?"

Okay, I’ve run out of juice . . . orange you glad!?

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Sweet Comments

  1. I sure am enjoying your blog; love your ideas and you certainly are keeping me smiling with your humor…thanks for such wonderful sharing.
    Karen

  2. Linda, your water bottle tags turned out FANTASTIC !!!! Your humor … even better! LOL! Thanks for making me smile today!

  3. LOL…loved the jokes, put a smile on my face! The waterbottles are just too cute. What a clever idea!!

  4. What a wonderful project. I can't wait to try this.

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