Totally Batty

Two vampire bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth.
The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave.
He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't."

Yeah, that's a pretty bad joke. You'll like this better.


It's a card using the joy-fold pattern from Beate's tutorial at Splitcoast Stampers. It's very easy when you have a package of coordinating pattern paper. It opens like this.


Once again, the recipe is just our Ghostly Greetings paper. I love how the new catalog tells you right under the sample images of the paper what the coordinating colors are for each package of paper. It made it easy to match up the paper with Pumpkin Pin, Basic Grey and Black cardstock. And, of course, that's the Batty for You stamp set, a few ribbon remnants and some googly eyes.

Okay, one more really batty joke.

Q: What's the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
A: Diarrhea!

I love Halloween!


Sweet Comments

  1. You’re killin’ me with these jokes, Linda! I love your sense of humor and your joy fold card!

  2. LOL!
    Thanks for the jokes… I’m glad I’m not the only one whose favorite holiday is Halloween! Love the samples especially the bag in a box.

  3. Ahh- heehee kinda funny – kinda gross joke for a visual person. LOL Love the way you put all of the DP and elements together for this card! Fabulous, Linda! TFS!

  4. Now THAT’S a funny joke!!! Am I pathetic for saying that?? haha wonderful card as well and I love your humor!!

  5. it took me reading the first joke twice to get it..duh, I must be tired, but I couldn’t stop laughing….

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