My Rememberer is Broke

 

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny."
"He does not!"
"He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!"
         ~ Mr. and Mrs. Parker in A Christmas Story

 

 

Bugaboo Stella Hiding Eggs

 

Isn't this stamp FAB-ulous? It's part of the Stella and Gus Tidbits series from our FTR10 sponsor, Bugaboo Stamps. And, you know what's really hilarious? This is Gus! Not Stella! And, you know what? He even looks just a little like my Dad. (It's the nose and the glasses). Oh, imagining my Dad in this suit just cracks me up!

Dad Loved a good joke. He had one for every occasion and he especially liked making fun of growing old. Of course, the best part of Dad's jokes was watching him crack up telling them. In his honor and in the spirit of this goofy Easter card, here's one of Clyde Black's favorite funnies.

An elderly couple was watching television one evening.
He – I think I would like some ice cream. Would you like some ice cream?
She – Yes, I think I would like some ice cream.
He – I think I would like some chocolate syrup on my ice cream. Would you like chocolate syrup on yours?
She – Yes, but write it down or you will forget.
He – I think I would like some nuts on my ice cream. Would you like nuts on yours?
She – Yes, but write it down or you will forget.
He – No, I can remember it.
He goes into the kitchen; she can hear pots and pans rattling. Finally, he returns to the living room with two scrambled eggs and toast for her.
She – See, I told you, if you didn’t write it down you would forget my bacon.

 

Catered Crop Follow the Recipe

Have you joined our party yet? Oh, bunnies are breeding all over Catered Crop thanks to Cheryl's inspiration for our Catered Crop Follow-the-Recipe #10 party. You can find all the details and link up with us here: FTR10. It's crazy easy to play. Just use any of the ingredients from Cheryl's inspiration card. I used her pastel colors, Copic markers, a white pen, brads, my sewing machine, die cuts, her Spring theme, and a digital stamp (yep, Gus!). Here are the details of Gus's card.

  • Stamps – SGT Hiding Eggs from Bugaboo Stamps
  • Paper – Neenah, Studio K Meadow and Breeze, Kraft, Stampin' Up!
  • Color Mediums – Copics, Stampin' Up! pastels, Signo Uni-ball White Pen
  • Fibers – bargain barn lace, Stampin' Up! linen thread,
  • Tools– Nestabilities, Martha Stewart punches, My Favorite Things large scallop die
  • Embellishments – Stampin' Up! Button
  • Miscellaneous – Applique (for Gus's bunny tail and slippers)
  • Challenges – Digital Tuesday Challenge #107 Pretty Punches, Colour Q Challenge #81, and Card Patterns Sketch #112

 

Hop back here tomorrow when we showcase our Top Chef Quickfire. Write it down or you might forget.  πŸ˜‰

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  1. Adorable card and I love the joke, too! Thanks for playing at ColourQ this week!

  2. Haha, that card makes me laugh! My MIL wrote down where she hid everything this year :) Thanks for joining us at Card Patterns this week!!!

  3. i laughed out loud when i read that quote…from the first line i knew what movie it was from! one of our family's favorite & a Christmas Eve tradition for us too. such a gorgeous card linda and i am totally diggin' that digi! hugs!

  4. LOL! Funny πŸ˜€ Love it!

  5. wonderfully funny!  Thanks for playing with us at Card Patterns!

  6. This is really fascinating, You are an incredibly expert blogger. I’ve became a fellow member of the feed and seem forward to browsing towards the relaxation of your superb content articles. Also, I’ve shared your web site in my communal networking sites!

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