Dear Weight Watchers

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate
or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
     ~ Joanne Harris, Chocolat

 

 

Dear Weight Watchers:

Yesterday, I ate some lovely Ghirardelli chocolate.

When I got home I calculated the point values and it was seven huge points. Since you only allow me 27 points a day, that chocolate was my dinner.

 

I'm writing to protest.

Seriously. Chocolate has flavinoids, antioxidant polyphenols, phenethylamine, and about 300 other identified chemicals. Real smart people have published articles that say it lowers blood pressure, slows blood clots, lowers "bad" cholesterol, clears a cough, works as a laxative, and, of course is an aphrodisiac. . . . I mean, really, think of all the calories it burns as an aphrodisiac.

Artisan Chocolate Doorhanger Box

Back in 1870 pioneering nurse Florence Nightengale considered chocolate a basic staple to treat the ill. She mentioned in her notes, " . . . soup, wine and chocolate could certainly have saved hundreds of lives.”

Snow Chocolate Doorhanger Box

 

If you lower the point value of chocolate, I can live to be a 100 – and still have dinner.

Sincerely, Chocolate Crazed Catered Crop

 

Hot Cocoa Cutie Ensemble

 

Dear Chocolate Crazed:

Nice Try.

Yours Truly, Weight Watchers

 

Yeah, I don't think Weight Watchers is ever gonna agree with me on the whole chocolate issue. I'll have to get my endorphins some other way – like creating pink cards for our In the Pink Recipe Swap.

This was fun! Thanks, too, to Ribbon Carousel for their fun Beautiful Bows challenge.

Our fabulous sponsor, Lilly Belle's Paperie and Textiles, sent all of us Catered Crop folks some lovely, low calorie, pink yumminess to play with. She even included matching envelopes.

Hot Cocoa Cutie Pink Envelope

Here are the markers, sketch and supplies for the card.

 

The little doorhanger treat boxes were super easy to assemble after the Silhouette Cameo did all the hard work cutting out the template. The instructions for assembling the boxes are available and 3 Under 3 and More.

 

And, here are the additional ingredients for the boxes.

 

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Live in the Sunshine {Free Printable}

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea,
Drink the wild air‘s salubrity.
 - Ralph Waldo Emerson,
   The Conduct of Life (1860)

 

This card is proof it's not too late to join the Catered Crop Songs of the Rainbow Recipe Swap, sponsored by Sassy Cheryl Digis. This freakishly cute "Sassy Sally in her Inner Tube" image is from her latest release. Fun in the sun!

 

Here's the inside – which is really like a second card. Don't ask me how anyone's going to sign the inside. I really didn't leave any space for that, did I. But, isn't it cool?!

I love this live-life-to-the-fullest poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson, so I wanted to do something special with it. Inspired by some of the graphics my Caitlin (Feb10 Design) made for this site, I created a subway-art-graffiti free printable for you all to grab as either a pdf or jpg file.


                 



If you download it and then downsize it to 3.5 inches tall by 1.7 inches wide, it fits perfectly in the Spellbinders Long Rectangle Large Nestabilities Classic die. I hope you enjoy it.

Thank goodness I'm not a contestant on the new Craft Wars show with only one hour to craft. It took me three days to make this sucker. Well, you know, in between working, bouncing on my floaty in the pool, playing with the dog . . .

Sassy Sally is fussy cut, paper pieced and popped up with dimensional tape to float on top of the water.

Sally's circle-shaped rainbow-sea landscape is a row of four different sizes of circles on the top half and another half circle cut out of patterned paper on the bottom half (thanks to The Little Yellow Bicycle Splash collection).

Here are the Copic markers I used and the rest of the recipe. I hope you all get a chance to drink the wild air and enjoy the sunshine!

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Joy Toy

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second,
demands the third, takes the fourth,
accepts the fifth – and endures all the rest. 
      ~ Helen Rowland

I know! How cute is that couple?! And that dress! So 1980s.

Yep, that's us back on June 12, 1982. Mr. Catered Crop and I celebrated our 30th wedding anniversary this week. Of course, that makes me and Mr. CC pretty dang old. I can't call Tom my boy toy any more – but he's still my joy toy. He makes every day a happy day.

 

I admit, this is a pretty girly card to give a husband. Tom agreed. Sorry babe. I made up for it by putting juicy and mushy stuff inside which, no, you do not get to see.

You see, I took some inspiration from our wedding because I just love revisiting that day. We had a lot of purple, only I called it "lavender" to make it sound more stylish. Our fabulous florist even dyed the roses purple. Tom wore a gray suit with a striped ascot. Oh baby, he was so handsome. My sister-in-law made my very lacy dress. I felt like such a big shot because she was (and still is) a fashion designer in New York. She made me look good.
 

I think our smiles were at least that big. It was a magical day.

Thank you, my Joy Toy Tom, for snatching and enduring my kisses all these years.

 

I added the festive bunting in the corner for our Catered Crop Baby Bunting Recipe Swap and used a freaky cute image from Birdie Brown, our challenge's sponsor. Oh my, Torico just came out with her June release. You can swoon along with me here. And, of course, if you join our party, you get to go shopping!

Since this Lovely Couple image is a digital stamp, I tried to fancy, fussy cut it with the Silhouette Cameo the Mother's Day armadillo brought me. (Yes, Virginia, there is a Mother's Day armadillo. It hides the gift to keep sly Moms like me from finding it too early.)

For you Silhouette people – I created about a dozen files to cut each layer of the images. The groom alone has seven layers of cardstock and patterned paper. But, dang it, I couldn't get the Cameo to read the registration marks very well, so I ended up cutting several of the layers by hand. If there's anybody out there who's figured out how to get the Cameo to cut pre-printed jpg images, please tell me your magic.

The sketch is a fun but retired one from There She Goes Stamps, who also sell's Torico's images in clear stamps. Here are the Copic markers and the rest of the recipe. Enjoy.

   

 

 

 

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